SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

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Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Farms Harvested:	537	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Crops Grown:	9214

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ores Mined:	4678

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	1683
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Villages Defended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!