SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

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Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Buildings Constructed:	50	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	833
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3239
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	72
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	7994
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”