yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where the creepers be creepin and the zombies be zombin! we got diamonds for days and pigs that fly, literally!

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became invincible. they went on to defeat the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a potato. true story, bro.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a hot tub? yeah, you heard me right. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser. because who doesn’t love tacos while mining for diamonds, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, you won’t regret it. creeper high fives for everyone!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 4275 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Potions Brewed: 141
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Magic Items Found: 3817

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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