join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and politics to come out on top. And if that’s not enough, how about trying your hand at the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll have to serve up piping hot bowls of ramen to hungry players while fending off rival ramen shops?

    But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll face off against a heavy armor-clad boss in a battle of epic proportions. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not try your luck at the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate the bustling city streets while dodging obstacles and enemies at every turn.

    With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community like no other, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Runes Activated: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures

    Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as resilient as Madonna in the 80s! We’ve got players surviving crazy situations and coming out stronger than ever, just like our girl Madonna. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while rocking a killer 80s outfit. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once challenged Madonna to a dance-off on our server, and let’s just say things got wild. So come on over and see if you’ve got what it takes to party like it’s 1985 on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition

    Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server, Big Rabbit Edition, is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

    Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!

    Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!

    But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Villages Defended: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?

    CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?
    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? This server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep! But that’s not all, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon that will protect them from any creepers that dare to come near.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

    Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Potions Brewed: 48 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

    Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server
    Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dimension Hops: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky McBlockface Adventures

    Blocky McBlockface Adventures
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

    But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3054 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Potions Brewed: 148

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

    SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!
    Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

    Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Dragon Scales Harvested: 430
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

    BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

    Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

    So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5991 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineCraftyMcCraftFace

    MineCraftyMcCraftFace
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

    The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

    But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

    And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4777 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty Twink Fap Shack

    Crafty Twink Fap Shack
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

    Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Zombie Dances: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Kik Kingdom

    Crafty Kik Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

    Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!
    Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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