join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 84 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Endless Night Skies: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mines Excavated: 2841
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Star Shards Collected: 156
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 New Chunks Explored: 614573
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Magic Items Found: 1332
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6108 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 217
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Runes Activated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1064 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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