join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Towns Built: 10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Chimeras Created: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Runes Activated: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

    TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!
    Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

    Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

    AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!
    Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

    But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

    So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 2816
    Potions Brewed: 198 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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