join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 168 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

    SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Creepin’ Conflict

    Creepin’ Conflict
    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

    Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

    Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

    Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Dimension Hops: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 398 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Git Gud or Go Home

    Git Gud or Go Home
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5129

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

    Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

    Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

    But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

    CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

    But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Friday & Saturday afternoon. Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to tame an ocelot. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce. And don’t forget to join our official server at 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU). Ready up at https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/ because things are about to get crazier than a zombie apocalypse.

    And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX

    CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of 4chan and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and level up your character by recognizing and ignoring bait just like you do on 4chan. Who knew internet trolls could actually help you improve your real-life skills?

    Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is full of funny and friendly players who will make your experience even more enjoyable.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bait posters of 4chan guide you on a journey to self-improvement and hilarious shenanigans!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Void Gems Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MapleCraft: Where Canada Joins the US… in Minecraft!

    MapleCraft: Where Canada Joins the US… in Minecraft!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will become the ruler of the entire server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and even Bigfoot himself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, anything is possible. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken in a game of chess? Easy peasy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Emeralds Found: 2037

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair

    Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join Hibernia? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Hibernia and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Not only that, but there were also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the land.

    But that’s not all! On Hibernia, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can prank your friends by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or making them float in the air with a flick of your magic wand.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Hibernia now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 219 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server out there! Forget about those other servers, this one is where the real fun is at!

    So, let me tell you a little story about this server. Back in the day, nijisanji thought they were the top dogs of the Minecraft world. They were all like, “We made live streaming popular, we’re the best!” But then hololive came along and showed them who’s boss.

    Hololive was nothing at first, just a small little company trying to make it in the big leagues. But they believed in their talents and gave them all the support they needed. And guess what? They became the ULTIMATE Minecraft company, leaving nijisanji in the dust.

    Now, nijisanji is just a bunch of losers who see their talents as expendables. But hololive? They’re where it’s at, baby! Join this server and be a part of the WINNING team!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Falling into the Void: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 106 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the excitement never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a FLYING PIG through a land of RAINBOWS and UNICORNS? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    We have GIANT mushrooms that can talk, DANCING creepers, and even a secret treasure hidden deep within the LAVA pits! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Diamond Bacon that grants you UNLIMITED power!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips

    DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is the government cover-up of COVID vaccine reactions!

    Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?

    Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!

    Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.

    And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.

    With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!

    See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone

    Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because Pantone 3945 C Edition is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for the most epic adventure of your life with our Update 2.0 Character Builder that will make you feel like a PHANTOM LIBERTY in the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive items that you won’t find anywhere else, from Twitch to Gwent to The Witcher and beyond! Dress up in the latest Cyberpunk clothes and show off your style in the virtual world.

    And if you thought that was all, think again! We have console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling up, getting money, and so much more. Want to spice things up even more? Check out our recommended mods that will take your gaming experience to the next level.

    Join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord for even crazier adventures and get access to our braindance catalogue that will leave you questioning reality.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Pantone 3945 C Edition and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Femcels would rather lick Chad’s sweaty shithole than miss out on all the fun! Why settle for kissing a robot on the cheek when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments?

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.

    We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3619
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Do you ever wonder why Goku always gets jobbed so hard by Saitama? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the truth behind this epic battle! Join now and witness epic fights between your favorite anime characters in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can defeat any mob with just one hit! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Diamond Unicorn, a creature that grants wishes to those who can tame it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why creepers always explode when you get too close…

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 860564 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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