join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Buildings Constructed: 35 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Cornucopia

    Crafty Cornucopia

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of those boring servers where you can’t do anything fun? Well, look no further because we have everything you need and more!

    Join us on our server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even build a castle made entirely of diamonds! Our server is so EPIC that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and LOOT for days!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 356
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!

    Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to embrace their inner pirate! 🏴‍☠️ Why buy all the DLC when you can just pirate them like a true buccaneer?

    Join us and witness the epic saga of an American player who couldn’t afford all the DLC, only to be told to pirate them by a fellow player. The American got so triggered that he called the pirate a freeloader and permabanned them! Talk about drama on the high seas of Minecraft!

    So come aboard our server and experience the thrill of pirating DLC, triggering Americans, and getting banned for being a true pirate legend. Who needs to follow the rules when you can sail the seas of Minecraft with reckless abandon? Join us now and let the chaos begin! 🌊⚔️

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Ores Mined: 4167
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SnipeCraft: Where Creepers Meet Machine Guns!

    SnipeCraft: Where Creepers Meet Machine Guns!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where machine guns and sniper rifles are the norm. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be dodging bullets and sniping creepers from a mile away.

    Join us if you’re looking for an adrenaline-pumping experience like no other. Our players have epic battles where they ride explosive llamas into battle and launch firework missiles at their enemies.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing chickens that roam the land, ready to challenge anyone who dares to cross their path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared to run for your life when the creeper snipers start taking aim!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BoomCraft: Where we blow up your bases for fun!

    BoomCraft: Where we blow up your bases for fun!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bombs your bases and intercepts 100% of your attack like a boss. It’s nothing personal, just some good ol’ fun for all you kikes out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MineCrafty WoW Classic Shenanigans

    MineCrafty WoW Classic Shenanigans

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

    Are you tired of boring servers with less loot and too much trash? Look no further! Our server offers more loot than you can imagine!

    But that’s not all! We have immediate raid nerfs to make your gaming experience more challenging and exciting! Plus, we have more class balance than any other server out there!

    Ever wanted to play as a Tauren paladin or a dwarf shaman? Well, now you can on our server! We also have buffed mana from drinking and longer buff times to keep you in the game longer!

    And if that’s not enough, we have higher drop rates on epics, faster wsg rep, faster honor from stv, and even dual spec for all your gaming needs!

    Join us now and experience a 5 digits gold economy like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Server IP: 474021247

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Podcast-Free Zone: Where Creepers Keep You Company

    Podcast-Free Zone: Where Creepers Keep You Company

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the boredom of running out of podcasts! Our server is so lit that you won’t even miss your favorite shows because you’ll be too busy building and exploring in our virtual world.

    Join us for insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you team up with other players to conquer dungeons, build towering castles, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure or two. Who needs podcasts when you have a whole new world to explore?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring walks and missing out on shows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8213 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring

    LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring

    Welcome to our Insanely Hilarious Minecraft Server!

    Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and LOL-worthy server around!

    Reasons to Join:

    • Unlimited TNT: Blow up your friends’ creations for the ultimate prank!
    • Dancing Creepers: Watch as Creepers break out into dance routines when you approach them!
    • Meme War Zones: Battle it out in meme-themed battlegrounds where the winner gets a diamond-studded crown!
    • Teleporting Pigs: Ride on the backs of teleporting pigs as they warp around the map!

    Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Pixelated Panda Palace: Where Asian Girls Cry When You’re Not Interested

    Pixelated Panda Palace: Where Asian Girls Cry When You’re Not Interested
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Asian girls will flock to you the moment you say you’re not into them! It’s like a reverse psychology love potion, but in blocky pixel form. Watch as they build you beautiful structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and gold ingots, all while serenading you with enchanting melodies played on note blocks.

    But beware, if you dare to show any interest in them, they will unleash their secret weapon – an army of creeper minions who will blow up everything you hold dear. So tread carefully, and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses their diamond sword. Join our server now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and explosive surprises!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Fallout Hub: Where Creepers Are the Real Nukes

    Crafty Fallout Hub: Where Creepers Are the Real Nukes
    Are you tired of dealing with the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout? Join our Minecraft server for a completely different gaming experience!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own shelter without worrying about super mutants attacking you. No need to install mods or patches to make the game playable – just log in and start crafting!

    Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Join us for a chance to ride on a llama while battling a dragon with a diamond sword.

    Forget about the boring old Nexus mods – on our server, you can create your own custom mods by simply typing a command in the chat. Want to turn all the pigs into flying unicorns? Done. How about giving yourself super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy.

    So why waste your time dealing with glitches and bugs in Fallout when you can join our Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Who needs total conversion mods when you can have total insanity in every block you place? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!

    FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where furries roam free and zoomers are embracing their inner animal spirit! Forget about boring old school lessons, on this server, you’ll learn how to howl at the moon and pounce on unsuspecting creepers.

    Join us and discover a whole new world where furries are the cool kids on the block and dressing up in animal costumes is not only accepted but encouraged. Who knew that a decade ago, furries were just a way for men to access children, but now they’re taking over schools and spreading their furry love to the next generation?

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your wild side in a world where furries rule and zoomers are becoming the ultimate animal enthusiasts. Let’s make Minecraft furry-tastic!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks

    Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks
    🌍 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the wacky world of ancient civilizations and wild theories! 🌍

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯

    Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey through time, space, and pure imagination! Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you in our crazy Minecraft universe! 🚀🤪

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

    Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

    But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Towns Built: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

    Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

    Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5610
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

    Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

    Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Runes Activated: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

    Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans
    Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

    Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

    But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

    Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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