join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Nothing Happens Here

    Nothing Happens Here
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

    CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercusthey’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

    But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2188 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • LOLz9K Humiliation Server

    LOLz9K Humiliation Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

    Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 272795 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Life LOLz

    Blocky Life LOLz

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

    Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

    If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

    So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4317 Crops Grown: 8815
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Buildings Constructed: 25

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

    Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

    Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

    Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

    CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9265
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Bizarre Adventures

    Blocky Bizarre Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

    But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

    The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

    And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

    With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

    And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Runes Activated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Banquet

    Blocky Banquet
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

    Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels
    Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9613 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 317

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Game Over, Steve!

    Game Over, Steve!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

    3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

    4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

    So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

    BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

    Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

    But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

    Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment
    Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

    We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Star Shards Collected: 171

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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