SelfAwareCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only way to play is with your brand new PS5 gaming earbuds, bro! Why settle for regular old headphones when you can experience the game in MAXIMUM audio quality with these bad boys?

Join us for INSANE adventures and EPIC battles where you’ll need every advantage you can get, including the power of the PS5 gaming earbuds. Rumor has it that wearing them will give you SUPERHUMAN abilities in the game – but you’ll have to join to find out!

Our community is LIT and always up for a good time. We’ve even had players claim that wearing the PS5 gaming earbuds has transported them to a whole new dimension within the game, where they battled GIANT creepers and rode on the backs of DANCING pigs. Who knows what WILD adventures await you?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your PS5 gaming earbuds, log on to our server, and get ready for the CRAZIEST Minecraft experience of your life. See you in the game, bro!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7670	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zombie Apocalypse Funland

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3280	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

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Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Emeralds Found:	9947	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ores Mined:	6366	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty NEETs Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Battle Royale

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Farms Harvested:	135	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

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Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	5988
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ores Mined:	1700	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Nations LOLz

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Boomer Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.