Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	75	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	758
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Items Found:	7118
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	944347
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Star Shards Collected:	144	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	425

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.