Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	51	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	3752	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Animals Bred:	192	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crops Grown:	4747
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Love Letters Sent:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Potions Brewed:	141	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

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TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6753
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5478	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Votes:	9880	Dragon Eggs Found:	4793
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	548604	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Buildings Constructed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	718	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun