Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	905238
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1451
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Runes Activated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Farms Harvested:	532	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4345

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Votes:	1112	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4386	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Animals Bred:	108	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	4117	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	850
Buildings Constructed:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2904
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Divine Spears Created:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz