Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8486
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6479
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5269	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8904	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3585
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchantments Applied:	210
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3011	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com