Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6217	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gods Slained:	0

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	291
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5530	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	4643	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Farms Harvested:	229
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Crops Grown:	8274
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Star Shards Collected:	99	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Emeralds Found:	9838

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu