Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	8

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3251	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3277
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	605

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7901	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Emeralds Found:	7175

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Items Found:	1486
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Alien Abductions:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magic Items Found:	1499	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Items Found:	1012
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com