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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1394 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.