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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4257 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.