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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8568 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4521 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.