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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3353 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Magic Items Found: | 7948 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 194 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.