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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5386 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8005 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.