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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2304 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.