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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 312 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 351 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.