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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7704 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.