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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6592 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 9237 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 2154 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.