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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2464 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 8001 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.