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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5988 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Star Shards Collected: | 297 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
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