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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4181 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 2174 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.