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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4678 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4381 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
We understand the struggles of dealing with nosy relatives, which is why our server is a safe space for all. No more awkward conversations about pregnancies and miscarriages, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!
Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your virtual baby, you’ll have good luck in finding diamonds. And if you accidentally misclick and destroy it, don’t worry – we won’t judge you like your in-laws would.
So come join us on this epic adventure and leave the baby drama behind. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s build some virtual memories together, one block at a time!