Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	8066
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	170

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ores Mined:	3014
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	213020	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Potions Brewed:	52	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	176
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	500319	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchantments Applied:	177
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!