Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3257

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8709	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9183	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Star Shards Collected:	117
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7963
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5334	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.