Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Potions Brewed:	100	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	814852	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	158	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8771	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Crops Grown:	7433	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.