Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	147
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Endless Night Skies:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9202	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	131
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Mines Excavated:	4807
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5345	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6444	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	189	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Star Shards Collected:	237
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!