Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Potions Brewed:	101	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Towns Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4729	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	283	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	4461	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8362

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.