Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	91	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5167
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6107	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	6489
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	New Chunks Explored:	747301
Villages Defended:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4024	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	136
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6669	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Potions Brewed:	146	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.