Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3879	Divine Spears Created:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7742	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	418
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9969	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crops Grown:	2220	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.