Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Items Found:	8842	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	160

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1915

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	191
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Star Shards Collected:	136
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.