Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3969
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchantments Applied:	172	Buildings Constructed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	1506	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2834

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Animals Bred:	133
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	3212	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	9095

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.