Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Animals Bred:	91	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7682
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2088	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.