Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	287
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	52	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6358
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	161
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!