Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	182	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	118

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	3715
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	6777	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Potions Brewed:	77	Players Killed by Monsters:	1347
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	5952	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Enchantments Applied:	78	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magic Items Found:	7314	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
New Chunks Explored:	120373	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Animals Bred:	109

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8285
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Star Shards Collected:	296
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.