Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Star Shards Collected:	262

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4944
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1156
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3328	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	193	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Potions Brewed:	77

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Crops Grown:	4397	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3377	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2135	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Emeralds Found:	1545
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Animals Bred:	98
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.