Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	60	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7442	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mines Excavated:	4570
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	6666
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Items Found:	1161
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	New Chunks Explored:	626118
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.