Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	220
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	280	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8819	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3331	Ores Mined:	5781
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Emeralds Found:	1842	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	526034
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.