Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9249
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3393	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	284
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5356	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	89

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Emeralds Found:	7618
Farms Harvested:	346	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	115	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.