Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6800
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	5073	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Divine Spears Created:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Alien Abductions:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	5177	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Divine Spears Created:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	840754	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.