Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6701
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Buildings Constructed:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1037
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	222

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	193662
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!