Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Items Found:	4237	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4948	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Towns Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mines Excavated:	4579
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4051	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Towns Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Buildings Constructed:	43	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Givmehdiamonds Server

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Animals Bred:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.