Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Love Letters Sent:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mines Excavated:	1394
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ores Mined:	8971
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1032
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Animals Bred:	126

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	74	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.