Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BreakdownCraft

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BreakdownCraft is a network server focused on giving you the best server possible with global ranks, custom features, and a friendly community. From our Medieval Survival with 30 custom quests and a great grief-protected MMORPG experience in Minecraft to our custom SkyBlock server with custom challenges, storyline, minions, and so much more, BreakdownCraft has the perfect server for everyone!

Servers: – Medieval Survival – Aquatic Survival – SkyBlock

IP: Play.BreakdownCraft.com Store: https://store.breakdowncraft.com Discord: https://breakdowncraft.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Void Gems Collected:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Towns Built:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Potions Brewed:	76	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DexMasters

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Co-Founded by GDec and myself, DexMasters is a somewhat decently sized server that’s always looking for new members to meet. Our community is very welcoming and so is our staff. The main goal of any staff member is to make your time at our server as enjoyable as possible. To do this, we have made sure that our staff are consistently active and our features list is always expanding. We value the community most, so don’t feel hesitant to give us your opinion here, on discord, or directly in-game. We read all feedback, and take that into consideration when further developing our server. With that said, we hope to see you soon!

What are you waiting for? Slide into DM today! Discord: https://discord.gg/HcCpEPu

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PopularMMOs World

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

YouTuber PopularMMOss official Minecraft server Join now to enter into a world is based on PopularMMOs famous serieses and also Pokemon. You will find different areas and characters from their videos that you can now explore and catch pokemon. No mods are needed!

Join now! play.popularmmosworld.com

Developed by PokeFind team.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HeroxWar

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

HeroxWar Network

Store: https://store.heroxwar.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/heroxwar Telegram: https://t.me/s/heroxwar Web Site: https://www.heroxwar.com Discord: https://discord.heroxwar.com Minecraft: mc.heroxwar.com TeamSpeak: ts3.herox.ml

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	2670
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Slampvp

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SlamPvP. For minecraft 1.9.4 – 1.19

Features: -Farmtycoon (Custom game) -Bedwars (soon) -Cuberunner (soon) -Skyblock (soon)

New minigames coming soon. We hope to see you on the server. Be warned this server is stil in develpment.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GotPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

• Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DestinyMC

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1594	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Elimentus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Items Found:	3813	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	New Chunks Explored:	876124
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.